Tag: funny
group name: thoughtprovoking
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November 08, 2007 12:25 PM EST --
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy . . .
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July 26, 2007 11:37 AM EDT --
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of
the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with
small American flags mounted on either side of . . .
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October 18, 2006 10:35 PM EDT --
Whos on First-New Version
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: . . .
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December 18, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
Stan woke up and found himself hooked up to a lot of gadgets -- things beeping, lights flashing; all pretty damn annoying. He started to clear his head and think, “Where am I?”. . . .
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September 03, 2006 05:58 PM EDT --
"It's another crackup"
Did your bat break?
"He split to check the radar"
Where did you get him?
"Found him face down in the dirt"
When will he be back, . . .
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January 03, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.
It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll . . .
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January 11, 2008 09:23 AM EST --
Smile . . It Is Good For You!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" . . .
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November 30, 2007 12:06 PM EST --
Laws Of Nature & Other Sciences
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, . . .
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January 17, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do . . .
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September 03, 2006 10:17 PM EDT --
Age has a way of sneaking up on you. One day you're 21 getting ready to graduate from college and the next you're 47 and playing with Barbie dolls with your six year old granddaughter. . . .
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . .
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . .
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March 30, 2008 12:03 PM EDT --
*Shocked in Heaven*
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
By the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made . . .
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January 28, 2008 06:37 PM EST --
1. Ever wonder about those people
who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try
spelling Evian backwards:
. . .
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October 27, 2009 01:01 AM EDT --
I just received these photos in my Yahoo email today and I just can't resist the urge to share them with you. It's a funny world out there. And when you've seen the last photo, you will know that . . .
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March 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . .
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October 17, 2006 10:59 AM EDT --
1. You are shampooing your hair in the shower...WRONG...hair gel
2.You put your shoes on the wrong feet and wonder why you cant walk
3. You think that your kettle is broken but you forgot to switch . . .
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September 05, 2007 02:11 PM EDT --
(This was sent to me in an e-mail. I have no idea who wrote it originally, so you know I am not the author)
Yesterday, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for "Athena the
Wonder Dog" . . .
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